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Emsal jenifer lophez bimeye konesho tamdid nakard chon tazeh fahmideh ke kasi ke az aghab mizaneh moghasere
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Akhbar diruz;beyek zane rashti ke dar park midavid tajavoz shod!! Akhbar emruz:hezaran zane rashti emrooz dar park davidand
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ba30jiye mire daroo khaneh mige agha sharbate shahadat darin?? mige na ghadimi shodeh; shiafe vellayat darim

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pirezan be ye taxi mige: "namaze jome", Ranande mige vally madar emruz ke 3shanbas!!!? pirezan mige eva khak be sarom didi haji dishab golom zad

ye torke mireh doktor migeh agai doktor man ra hichkas tahvil nemigere
goft nafar baedi

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2ta tork dar safar be GHOTB ba ek eskimo: ghainja zane siah darin? bale

zane sefid chetor? bale

zane siahsefid chetor? na

asghari nagoftam oni ke kardim panguan bud

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gorge mireh dar khoneye Shangolo Mangol darmizane mige: va konid madaretonam, yaro miad biron mige : madar jendeh to gaeeidi maro az inja raftan

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torke mireh to khiaboon mibineh neveshtan: SIV HAMAN SIB AST , mige dorogh migan pedar saga, khodam khordam saboon bud

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bar asar ahadis ahle tasanon va tashayo; dashtan 3 chiz dar shabe avale zafaf jayez nist 1-sabr ayyob  2- kose mahjob  3- kire ma'yoob

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khanoome raft pishe doctor goft : nemidonam chera hamele nemisham ? doctor goft chand vaghte ezdevaj kardi? goft 3 rooze,!! doctor goft khanoom in kose ha macro fer nist

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Khanandeh dashte to arusi mikhondeh: salam be khanomaye ba class lass lass .  hame migan va che bitarbiate , mige be bakhshid eshkal az ecos cos cos

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Tork ezang mizaneh felestin mibineh esh ghaleh

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noh(9) doroghe pesara : 1. Doset daram 2.Migiramet  3.To fabriki 4. Sex faghat ba to 5. nemikhad suck bezani 6.Arom mikonamet 7. Dard nadareh  8. Kandom mizaram  9.Akharin bareh

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Ghazniniye koneshoo mikharondeh , Kiresh rast mishe mige : Bekhab baba khodiye

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Age kir be ghand tabdil beshe:
saresh = kaleghand  , kire bache = habe ghand , abesh = ab ghand  , short = ghandon

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Rashtiye zanesho to filme super mibineh, behesh mige shans ovordi ke film bood

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doost mesle shorte bahash rahati , doste khob mesle condome , az khatar nejatet mideh va doste khili khob mesle viagrast , ghabl az inke zamin bokhori bolandet mikoneh

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Age chanta 2khtare khosh gelelo ro ey mile beshinan beheshon chi migan :: YE SIKH JIGAR

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Bachehe az babash miporse : Baba vaghti shoma raftin mahe asal man koja bodam? babash goft raftane ba man boodi bargashtan ba mamanet

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rashtiye mireh khoneh cheragho roshan mikoneh mibineh yeki ro zanesh khabideh, cheragho khamosh mikoneh mige javabe ablahan khamoshis

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 Ye mashin dorogh sanjo emtehan mikardan, esfehaniye  mige:  ma adama velkharj TAGH , rashtiye mige ma ba ghirat TAGH , torke mige man fekr TAGH

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ye torke doshte mosabegheye asbdavani negah mikarde ye lahze mire to fekr ba khodesh mige : ay dele ghafel kashki tahsilatamo edame midadam

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zendegi 3bar behet doroogh mige:1-vaghti be donyat miare2-vaghti asheghet mikone3-vaghti zendegito azat migire ta behet bege hamash khabi boodo bas

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Midoni SEX baraye pire mardha mesle chiye ? Mesle ineke pa tanab biliard bazi koni

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Torke to atish sozi hame jash misozeh ella konesh  migan chera : mige valla mano 30 sale pish ye seyed kard

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longest is mother's love , shortest is other's love , sweetest is lover's love but strangest is friend's love , thanks 4 being my friend

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SHOARE ROZE JAHANEYE AIDS: AGAR DARI  TO AGHLO DANESHO HOOSH , BEKHAR KANDOM BEKESH ROOSHO BOKON TOOSH

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Farghe bine Tars , Esteres va Vahshat midoni cheye ?? vaghti mitarsi ke dost dokhtaret hamelas , vaghti essteres dari ke zanet hamelas vaghti vahshat dari ke jofteshon hamelan

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Torke be zanesh mige , Khanom jan 5 shanbeh be 5 shanbeh direh ,bokonimesh 2 shanbeh be 2 shanbeh

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Be torke migan mojeze kon mige : GH

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Ahay jeneye kaseb, ahay harzeye fased , ahay vasle be pashmaye koset pashmaye ghasem , ahay koni bad bo ,ahay koskeshe yaboo , bia pare konam koneto ba dasteye jaroo

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Rashteye 20 Sal zanesho ba khiar mikardeh akhar zanesh mdifahme , mige : MARD KHEJALAT NEMIKESHI? mared mige: KHANOM JAN TO BAYAD KHEJALAT BEKESHI KE BA KHIAR 4  SHEKAM ZAEIDI

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Torke Jende boland mikoneh, Komite migiratesh , miporse : sighas ya aghdiye ? Torke mige : JENDAS , NAGHDIYE

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Be kooh nega mikonam to ro mibinam , be darya niga mikonam to ro mibinam , be khorshid nega mikonam to ro mibinam, bebin mishe beri kenar

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Woman: kheyli bozorge , Man : adat mikoni , W: az posht dard migireh! M : ja baz mikoneh ! W:ne mikhamm! M : bozorge !? W : are ! M : begam ye kafshe digeh biareh

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Torke saat miporse , yaro mige : 3 , Torke mige baba inam maro gaidan, harki ye chizi migeh

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4 mojezeye ZANA : bedone alaf khordan shir midan , bedone hamam raftan sir mishan , bedone inke zakhm beshan khon rizi mikonan , gosht bedoneh ostokhono sikh mikonan

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be morge migan chera dige tokhm nemizari? mige : AZ DASTE JENDEHAYE TELAVANGT

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Kilo metre 2 jadeye rasht : AZ GHIRATE KHOD BEKAHID

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emam jomeye zanjan : AZIZAN MORABAE ESLAM 3 ZEL DARAD , EDALAT VA HAMBASTEGI

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3 nafar miran zanashono bimeh mikonan , TEHRANIYE bimeye omr mikoneh , GHAZVINIYE bimeye badaneh mikoneh , RASHTIYE bimeye shakhse sales

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 Rashtiye mireh Qom sohani baz mikoneh , esmesho mizareh sohane Haj hossein va Pedaran

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Torkeh to arusi dashte mikhondeh : mikham ke ba bose gole labato par par konam, yeho komiteh mirizeh to torkeh mige : Golaye par par shodaro nesare rahbar konam

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Az ye torke miporsan koja miri ? mige jaei nemiram daram bar migardam

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yaru mireh pishe akhondeh mige agha gosle JENAYAT chetoriyeh!!? akhondeh mige JENABATE na JENAYAT, yaru mige : on tori ke man kardam jenayat bood

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Rashtiyeh tehran short mifrokhteh karesh migireh zang mizanehmige : khanom jan nemidoni enja ba short chi kar kardam!!? zane mige owo ! to nemidoni man inja bishort chikar kardam

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zane period: jade laghzande ast

zane jendeh : oboure kamiyon azad

zane hameleh : ehtemale soghote bahman

zane rashti : azadrah

zane 50 sale : jadeh dar daste tamir

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 ellate inke amrica pishraft mikoneh vali iran na midoni chie!!? amricaee kiresh be kose fekresh be kar vali irani kiresh be kareh va fekresh be kose

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Torke mireh be dostesh bege mamanet mordeh, mige :Gazanfarmidoni marg shotorie ke dare khoneyeh hame  mikhabeh?... taraf migeh are... torke mige hala ro nanat khabideh

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Be goosfandeh migan che joori mirini!!? mige be sabke gorohe ARYAN ! migan yani chejori? mige : doone doone doone

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doset daram na  be khatere shahamatet na bekhatere hesadatet na be khatereh hemaghatet na bekhatereh jesaratet faghat be khatere vojode kesafatet

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Tablighe mobile Pantech: goushi ro bardar BABAEI , MAMANI ba ye AGHAYE, mire ye JAHAEI ,ajab SEDAYE AYO VAYI , toro khoda bardar BABAEI

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What irainan boys wants in sex : khordane labe dorosht , gereftaneh sineh ba mosht , malidane kose ba angosht ,kardane kos az posht

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hakimi ra porsidand: ey sheikh , kuni chekasi ra goyand? farmud: ankas ke SMS ra bishazen ajib daryaft konad bekhanad , hal konad ama kunash pareh shavad ta javabi bedahad

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migan ghazvinia harkodomeshon ye kolexion moo daran. har kaso ke mikonan ye tare moosho mikhanan. daram negaran misham, saret kheily kam-moo shodeh

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Khalvat tarin zaman dar ghazvin: Aghaze bardasht mahsol berenj dar rasht!

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be yaru migan vahede kamtar az mesghal chiyeh? mige chos mesghal!

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3 chiz adamo sharmandeh mikoneh : dashtane dost dokhtare ghorazeh! guzidan heine khamyazeh ! nadashtane SMS tazeh!

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Be torke migan mamaneto bishtar dost dari ya babato ? mige mamaneto!

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Ye zarbolmasal ghadimi mige: Age khoda be dokhtara etemad dasht , onaro polom shodeh nemi a farid

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Ezraaeil: oomadam bokoshamet , shenasnamat kojast batelesh konam? ghazvini : zire farshe delesho dari baresh dar

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ghazvini mireh daro khaneh mige : agha 99 ta kandom bedeh! yaru mige agha chera 100 ta nemigiri? mige : age konet mikhareh 100 ta bedeh

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ye Khabare mohem: Hach zanboor asal belakhareh mamanesho to ORKUT.COM peyda kard

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Khabare fori : khabar gozari QNN lahazati pish elam kard: setade eghameye namaz qhazvin jahate hemayat az namaz gozaran sajadeh ba ayneye baghal tolid kard

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Ghazvini mireh khoneye e milioner 200 million naghd midozdeh, bad zang mizaneh mige Bacharo biarid polaro bebarid

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Bacheye torke daneshgah ghaboll mishe , babash mige age be darset latme nemizaneh BORO

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Rashtiye ketab mineviseh safheye avalesh ro minevise: TAGHDIM BE PEDARAM KE SAMIMI TARIN DOSTE BABAM BOOD

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Khanome be foroshandeye darokhaneh mige candom XL darid? foroshandeh : baleh mikhayed ? khanome: na montazere kharidaresh mimonam

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Rashtiye , be dostesh mige : che bacheye khosh geli dari? mige hala e bar to omret bara ma ye kari kardia

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be torke migan nemikhaye adam beshi? mige az en gherti bazi ha khosham nemiyad

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Loreh Pizza mikhoreh medash tajob mikoneh

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Torke zane esrayili migireh , shab jav migiratesh ro toshak hazer nemisheh

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Ghazvini konesho to ayene mibineh mige : Salha Del Talabe Jame Jam Az Ma Mikard Anche Khod Dasht Zbigane Tamana Mikard

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be torke migan zaneto cheghadr mehr kardi? goft mehr ke namzad bodim valy aban offffff

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midony chera sedaye mardom be gosh masolin nemireseh? chon masolin ghoshashono divert kardan ro tokhmashon

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Torke mireh vam begireh , zamen nadashte monfajer mishe

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:jendeh in Other languages

italiano:mide raberrra

Russian: midof ba tof

Indian: midahe Kosahe

German : mideh ba akhtof

French: midghons kosons

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